Mistress Beth translates for you……

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Sep 152012


‘Although I have no experience, I’m married and have a family I believe that money shouldn’t come into it…..The greatest gift a man can give a woman is his submission and I am ready to do just that’

Actually translates as ‘I quite fancy this and can’t actually commit anything to you as my ‘other life’ will always be primary for me and I will have to weave a web of deceipt to get any time to myself but I still think that you should take me on free of charge whenever I can get away’

Now in reality that is exactly why Pro-Dommes exist. They don’t make demands and can look past the promises you made many moons ago to your partner. A Pro-|Domme has no interest in exposing you or ruining your life. A Pro-Domme allows you to have your cake and eat it.

Get real….. if you want to play the game be realistic about how appealing you actually are to a Domme – why would she choose you above anyone else as something to fill her spare time?


S and M saved our sex life (JOKE)

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Aug 102012

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each other since graduation.  They begin to talk and bring each other up to date.  The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc. and finally gets around to their sex lives.

Sue says “It’s OK.  We get it on every week or so but it’s no big adventure, how’s yours?” Sally replies “It’s just great, ever since we got into S&M.” Sue is aghast.  “Really Sally, I never would have guessed that you would go for that.”

“Oh, sure,” says Sally, “He snores while I masturbate.”