Happy Birthday! I must be joking! A whole bunch of emails arrived this
“Ha Ha Ha
At last you are talking my kind of language.”
“Having given a lot of thought over a lengthy period of time as to just
what I will do with you WHEN I get my hands on you – knowing that you have
no choice but to do anything I wish for you to do in an attempt to make
amends for your previous misdemeanours in life, I can state that I intend
TO HUMILIATE YOU TO THE CORE OF YOUR BEING….
as and when I want”
“Then I will draw out and savour every moment of your torment, swirling it
around my mouth like a fine wine before spitting it out and starting all
“I am also in the position to know that your wife will be away this coming
Friday and you were planning a day at the golf course…..
Is this correct?”
My reply to this barrage of communication:
“How do you know all of these things? Yes my wife is away this Friday – in
fact until Sunday morning if I’m totally honest, but I guess you already
knew that didn’t you?
I was indeed planning a day at the golf course this Friday, again your
information is infallible. You seem to know as much about me and my
movements as I do myself!
Given the previous emails that have arrived from you this morning you
have been planning this scheme of yours for quite some time and obviously
have specific plans in mind for me that have been long in the making.
I am filled with feelings of dread and trepidation as to what your next
communication will bring – this is certainly turning out to be the most
worrying birthday I’ve ever had…..”
To which the following reply arrived:
“PERHAPS IT’S NOT SO MUCH JUST A BIRTHDAY THING BUT INSTEAD JUST THE
BEGINNING OF A WHOLE YEAR OF MY FUN….
AND YOUR PAIN…….”
I had to reply to this:
“Now I’m really worried. I thought this was going to be a one-off attack
on me, but from the tone of your last message it appears I may well have
been underestimating your drive and resolve in this matter.
I’ve already said I’m willing to submit to your desires and whatever you
want to do to me. What more can you ask?”
The reply wasn’t long in coming:
“I want you to be prepared to do absolutely anything for
If you do enough to quench my thirst to humiliate you I may feel
satisfied enough to leave you alone for a while…….”
What else could I say but:
“I’m sure I’m going to regret this, but I am prepared to do absolutely
anything for you and whatever you demand, in order for you to go away and
leave me alone (even for a while). You have my word I will do whatever it
takes to satisfy your desires.”
It now looks as if things are getting very real:
“Then the first thing you need to do is contact the golf club and your Tee
buddy to state that sadly you are no longer available to play a round due
to unforeseen circumstances.
DO NOT MENTION ME TO ANYONE.”
“Ok, that’s done. There was no problem with the golf club, although my
playing partner was a bit put out and wanted to know the reason for
I told him that a very important business meeting had been arranged by my
company with a client for this Friday and it would last the whole day and
I really had to attend. He asked who the client was, but I told him that
due to the delicate nature of the negotiations I wasn’t at liberty to
divulge any names, or where the meeting was being held.
I hope that I’ve done as you asked.”
Another email arrived this evening, shortly before 6pm:
“Now cancel your milk delivery for the entire weekend.”
“I’ve cancelled the milk as you’ve instructed – but for the whole weekend?
What on earth are you planning?”
To which came the immediate response:
“FUN with a capital F
The best answer I could give to this was:
“I was worried before, but now I don’t know which way to turn. Why on
earth did I agree to submit to all your demands, requests and desires?”
This whole thing is really spiralling out of control:
“You had no choice to agree – it was only a question of when…..
When someone has such discriminating evidence against you……………..
When someone knows your dirtiest secrets…..
When you are so scared you will do absolutely anything to silence that
When that person – male or female – shouts you will respond ‘how
When will it be your turn to face your nightmare?
When I send for you ……. that is WHEN….”
“You are holding all of the cards and are quite right when you say I was
bound to give in to your demands eventually – you obviously know a lot
about me and no doubt have the evidence and will use it to manipulate me
into doing whatever you command.
You have me very scared already, in fact I don’t think I could be more
frightened than I am right at this moment. You are no doubt going to
visit this ‘nightmare’ on me at a time of your choosing and this suspense
that you are holding me in is making this ten times worse!”
And now this:
“What would be the most degrading thing that you could be forced to do?
Walk around a street naked?
Perform disgusting sexual acts upon someone you don’t know?
Tell your boss that you are a gay woman trapped in a man’s body and that
you must be allowed to use the ladies bathroom facilities?
Taken to try on ladies underwear in a clothing shop?
Being bound naked to a lamp-post with a sign around your neck reading ‘I
am pathetic – slap me’????”
How can I reply to that – I’ve tried anyway:
“All of the things you mention I would find degrading and humiliating in
the extreme, and if you are listing these you know doubt have other more
degrading and perverted ideas that you are keeping to yourself for the
What have I let myself in for?”
She really is a psycho woman:
“What have you let yourself in for Antonio????
A living never ending HELL..
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha”
“How did you know that my friends sometimes call me Antonio?
It certainly appears that my fate is now in the hands of someone with a
perverted and vindictive streak that finds my predicament amusing as far
as they are concerned.
It is now obvious to me why you didn’t want money – you are going all out
to humiliate me for what ever length of time you decide upon!”
She’s now claiming that she may be one of my friends:
“Has it occurred to your tiny malformed brain that I may well be amongst
those you class as ‘your friends’???????”
I find that incredibly hard to believe:
“It never entered my mind that such a scenario was a possibility and I
would hate to think that this is indeed the case. However, it would
certainly go a long way in explaining how you know so much about me.
No…. I just don’t believe it’s possible, surely I’m a much better judge
of character than to have allowed someone with your perverse way of
thinking into my circle of friends?”
One last message today:
“Poor you – so ridiculously believing that I’m going all out to humiliate
you for revenge – perchance I desire to exploit what I already know you
This is certainly a strange turn of events, hence my reply:
“I know this is a ridiculous question and you will no doubt have the
answer, but I have to ask it. How do you know what I enjoy?
I was sure you were trying to humiliate me for purposes of revenge, it
never occurred to me that you may just be taking a perverse pleasure in
all of this just for your own amusement and my shame.”