Jan 312012

Having been pestered by a person requesting  certain services  I thought I would share my reply with you…… just as a warning to any time wasters really…. lol…

Out of politeness matt I will explain in detail just for you. I shall type slowly so that you have a chance to understand ……You are a timewaster. A sexual pest. The reason providers get pissed off with clients. Someone who wants to get off on the words of a Mistress. Wank them self stupid reading what the Mistress would do to them, to use on them etc etc.


If I simply recited the very in depth suggestions you have already put forward that would be enough for your tiny brain to translate it into a format you can get off on. To turn the words into erotica aimed just at you. Reading what happens to other people simply isn’t enough for you anymore.


Those words are useless aren’t they unless MISTRESS says them to you. No doubt you will be frustrated that I haven’t played your little game from the start. Why? Because as an experienced dominatrix I can spot a one handed typists riding along like a keyboard jockey using their already sticky keys to extend their desires and try to trick someone into just saying the words they need to hear.


I know the questions genuine people ask and the methods cock holders without any imagination use … indeed believing that they are the first person to dream up such situations…… poor delusional wankers that they are.


Perhaps you’d like a few photos of Me in some boots and shoes to help you along with your decision? What about a snap or two of me in my undies? No doubt you are trying out several Dommes and I need to work hard to get your business thus putting me in a situation where I will do anything to appease you.


WRONG. I am not short of genuine clients, why? Because I am very good at what I do, especially the kidnap scenarios.


However if all of the above is wrong I am prepared to offer you a 10% discount when you pay by paypal to this very same email address  MmistressBeth@aol.com


So whats it going to be pretty boy? Proove me wrong and have the experience of your life or move on and try to get someone else to provide you with wank fodder?

Mistress Beth



Those of you who know me will laugh their socks off!!!! 


Jan 242012

What better way to teach a man how to wrap gifts than under the feet of a Dominatrix with a whip?

He is useless at wrapping, brings me lovely gifts but the wrapping is just atrocious.  So completely naked he sat before me bemused as I produced paper, scissors and sticky tape along with a variety of items.

Once he was shown how to do it he was allowed to practice before the test. If he failed the test then he would recieve 6 punishment strokes. What an incentive to absorb just what I was saying to him. Should be compulsory in schools….. one demo, one try and instant punishment, that would sort out the youth of today!

Then we moved onto some sensory deprivation with a tie and tease element involved. I love goose bumps just because they show a true and accurate bodily reaction so when the naked body before me busts out in them all over I know that I have indeed hit the spot.

The time as always flew past and before I knew it he was passing out on me – on the cross – scaring me half to death….. something for which he would be punished for as soon as he was well enough to crawl out from under the compulsory duvet……

As you know once I get a good slave I am loathed to part with them and certainly don’t want to have to dig the crypt floor up so soon after its been laid………

Bad gordon……

Jan 232012

Debbie is  a dainty, slender lady who is always immaculatly dressed. Her trademark item being a red head scarf that she always wears when outdoors.

She is a cunning devious type of person who uses other people and then simply throws them away like a used tissue. Working as a debt collector she has extorted money from all sorts of people.

Low life. Scum. I detest her. We have an ongoing running battle, I kidnap her and tie her up and she escapes only to fold all the ropes nice and neatly beside her…….hmmmm.

Anyway I have an accomplice, someone else who has been battling with Debbie. The plan is that this person will lure her into a meeting under the pretence that they together will overpower and kidnap me.

But the tables will be turned and my new friend will drug debbie at a given time, overpower her and tie her up – leaving her bound in her own car. Arms tied, legs tied, padlockable hood in place.

Then the fun will really begin…….. I intend to take her out into the wilds and come rain or shine I will tie her to a tree……. Indian style…… like a witch waiting to be burnt on the stake. I intend to leave her out for quite some time. The more uncomfortable the better for me.

After an hour or so I shall drug her once more, untie her and transfer her to a secret location where I have prepared both a coffin like box and a bondage chair. Setting myself the challenge to keep the bitch in one position. Preferably with ropes but if needs be I shall cheat and use handcuffs!!!!

Wish me luck – I shall update you as time goes on.

Jan 222012

A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was very upset.

‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me — a faithful wife, the mother of your children!  I’m leaving you.  I want a divorce right away!’
he husband replied, ‘Hang on just a minute love, at least let me explain what happened.’

‘Go ahead,’ she sobbed,’ but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!’

The husband began —
‘Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t wear because I don’t have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t wear because someone at work has a pair the same.’

The husband took a quick breath and continued – ‘She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

Do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?

Jan 202012

Can you imagine what it feels like to be made to beg for cock? To be able to see it and crave it. To be touched by the tip as your entire body cries out to feel it entering you?

This slave certainly could. It was fun to tease him and arouse him in every way possible ensuring that he felt like the world would stop spinning if he didn’t get to feel that strap on inside his little Mistress slot.

‘Beg boy’. ‘Beg enough and I will fuck you with it’

Wow, he was practically in tears, sobbing as he laid open his soul in a bid to satisfy his deepest urge.


The bench held him at the perfect height for My toy to start touching him. When it finally seperated the skin and opened the hole he was more than ready and once it plunged inside the orgasmic feelings flooded him. Had he been stood up his legs would have buckled and given way.