by: Author Unknown
A is for abduction – it is best to get consent for the one you are planning on kidnap, or you will be filling out paperwork and calling your mother for bail money.
B is for Bondage. This is a wonderful idea to add to a scene, though it is best not to hang the subbie upside down via their toes.
C is for Cock and ball torture (CBT). to this day I don’t not understand why I get funny looks from most at the mere suggestion of this idea.
D is for Domination. This is not to be confused with Arrogance, though it does sometimes goes hand in hand. Arrogance is where the Dom/me says they can do something, and don’t have a clue. Commonly found in wanna-bes, and players
E is for Electric play. This is lots of fun. Wonderful toys that work well in this category are Violet Wands, Tens units, and telephone magnetos. I do suggest not using a local power line.
F is for fire play. This is not to be used in connection with plastic wrap. Before or after, but never at the same time. You do this and you will again be filling out paperwork, and calling your mother for bail money
G is for gag. The gag is a very useful tool for gagging the subbie that is whine. A piece of advice, Don’t not use this on your boss, you might be in a bit of trouble
H is for hat-pin. Most of you are looking at me like I am nuts at this point, but they are wonderful for the subbie that has issues with blood. this is also called a mind fuck.
I is for ice play. This is a personal favourite of mine, and wonderful in use with plastic wrap. The use of the walk in freezer does not count come under ice play – no matter how much you want to put them in.
J is for the sound that the chains make as they clink together. It is such a sweet sound and looks so very pretty on the subbie. Do not use the heavy chains if you plan on taking your subbie for a swim in the local bay. Again you will be filling out paperwork and calling Mom for bail money
K is for Knife play. This type of play is wonderful for abduction scenes, the cutting off of clothing, and for straight cutting scenes. It is best during a cutting scene to not cut the throat of your subbie. You do this and you will be (Now lets A/all say this together) you will be filling out paperwork and calling Mom for bail money.
L is for the perfect safe-word – Lawyer. Often used with the saying…” Touch me again, you freaking sick sadist bastard, and I am going to get my lawyer to sue you for everything you worth” – Need I say more?
M is for the marks that the subbie looks so pretty with. be sure to get consent before you mark the subbie, Or again -you will be filling out paperwork and calling Mom for bail money
N is for No which is not a safe-word, unless it is followed by a hockey stick to the face or knee cap. To hell with the paperwork, at this point. Just run!!!!!
O is for the sound that the subbie makes as you pull out that just oh so special toy. If this toy is one that they ( the subbie) does not like make sure that said naked subbie is securely bound or you will be chasing them..
P is for pain. This particular pain that I am taking about in this case is the kind that usually in your rump. this is often cause by the unruly subbie who has not been beaten on a regular basis
Q is for the Freudian quack ( who promptly blames you parents for everything that is wrong with you) that your mother send you to after she has bailed you out of jail for the up tenth time. Remember you still have yet to receive the bill for services
R is for revenge. This usually comes into the planning stage when the subbie safe-words just as the Dom is getting into it. This is also common in connection with the unruly subbie who has not been beaten on a regular basis.
S is for safe-words. (Sorry P/people, this one is going to be very serious one) For those of you who are new to the lifestyle, DO NOT EVER PLAY WITHOUT A SAFE-WORD. Negotiate before you start the scene, what your safe-word will be. This will allow you to get out of a scene if it gets too heavy for you to handle
T is for trouble. This is cause be the unruly subbie who has not been beaten on a regular basis. Be warned, Do not take an unruly subbie who has trouble on their mind, to a nice restaurant or you will be paying for cleaning expensive of the other patrons. dry cleaning is not cheap
U is for underwear. Underwear is classified as lacy satin or cotton pieces of cloth. Though it is my personal opinion that rope, and chains should be classified as underwear if they are worn under street clothes.
V is for Violet Wand. Fun, Fun, Fun toy. Do not mix water and this toy or you will be ( can you guess what is coming next?) filling out paperwork, and calling Mom for bail money, who has washed her hands of you and the quack
W is for Where – Location, Location, Location – Good for business and great for a mind fuck or an abduction scene. Just be sure that the area is clear of the local police, or you will be, etc, etc.
X is for the patterns of the marks that you have left. Word to the wise, do not hit the subbie behind the knee or you will have a subbie coming after you with a hockey stick after they heal
Z is for Zipper – this is a cheap, easy to make, and very effective toy. This is good for using on the breast or genitalia on female subbies and GREAT for CBT(For those of you who have not passed out at this suggestion of CBT, could you please revive the male Doms that are now on the floor).